What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 08:39

You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
Has anyone been spanked by their parents after becoming an adult?
-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What happened to your school bully?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
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